Wow, talk about sleazy…Hawaii by Night located in the heart of Waikiki is your place if you want to feel like a dirty old man! First off, parking is absolutely horrible in Waikiki though you have a few options:
1) Find street parking along Ala Wai Blvd. or side streets between Ala Wai Blvd. and Kuhio Ave. It can be really hard to find street parking on the weekend so if you rather not waste an hour or two looking for parking, you should just pay.
2) Park in the Waikiki Trade Center…I believe parking is a flat rate of $10-12 after 7pm.
3) Park in one of the municipal lots a few blocks west of the Waikiki Trade Center…the lot we parked at only takes quarters…bring at least $3-4 in change depending on how long you want to park there.
It’s pretty easy to find Hawaii by Night…just walk along Kuhio Ave. and one of the dancers will yell at you attempting to get you upstairs. The area in front of the cash register is beautifully lined with XXX Asian pornos and there are a few wack off booths directly off to the side…I have no idea why anyone would want to watch porn in a booth but obviously people do or else the booths wouldn’t be there.
Upstairs, you’ll find about 10-12 girls waiting to dance for you. The room is dark, small, smelly, hot (though there are two large & noisy industrial fans doing their best to keep it cool), and chairs with stains. There’s usually one girl dancing for dollars, the rest of them do personal lap dances and the best part is you can get a lap dance in a small booth with two chairs…that’s right, you get a lap dance next to some stranger (I guess it’s a way to consolidate space).
The girls here are actually quite hot though they appear to be under 18. Lap dances cost about $35 with their bottom on and $50 with their bottom off…again, why would you want a bottomless dancer straddling you unless you want stains on your pants.
I have a good feeling that you can probably get away with more here than most other clubs in town and by more I mean a bit of fondling, touching, etc. Perhaps if you lay down enough money you can get even more but don’t take my word for it. At least you can get lap dances like all the other dirty old men there and question your moral judgment.
Strip Club Details:
Location: 2270 Kuhio Ave (2nd floor) Honolulu, HI 96815
Phone: (808) 926-4866
Drink Specials: No Alcohol Served
Parking: No Parking
Credit Cards: Cash only
Cover charge: $10
posted by admin at 1:26 am
Located in Pearl City (leeward Oahu), Electros is more like a sports bar with a few tables with strippers dancing on them. Cover is free like most clubs outside of downtown Honolulu. The food is decent…menu items include spice ahi poke, fries, fried rice, etc. They have TV’s all around playing sports and like I mentioned earlier, a few tables for the strippers.
Stripper quality was so so…not super hot like Femme Nu or Rockza but way better than Club Bunny Girls…though any average woman on the street is better looking than the girls at Club Bunny. We didn’t even bother feeding bills to the girls…the atmosphere is so relaxed that it makes you feel like getting a bite to eat while watching the dancers from a distance.
We went on a Friday night around 930pm and the club was about 1/3 full…lots of seats…5-6 dancers working their small tables. Like any non-town club, the dancers here may be a bit more ‘willing’ as they probably only make a fraction of what the girls at the top bars make. In those instances you should find a dancer you like and check out the back room.
Strip Club Details:
Location: 593 Kamehameha Hwy # C Pearl City, HI 96782
Phone: (808) 456-7420
Drink Specials: Call
Parking: Free Parking
Credit Cards: Cash
Cover charge: Free
posted by admin at 1:08 am
Talk about ghetto! This strip club is in Wahiawa which itself is considered to be the bowels of Oahu and to make matters worse, Club Bunny Girls isn’t even on the main road in Wahiawa town…it’s on a side street. For those who are visiting, Wahiawa is about a 40 minute drive from Waikiki and you’ll find shanty run down apartments and tweaked out users roaming the streets.
Street parking can be a bit scarce in the area and I actually have no idea why there isn’t more parking…the area isn’t exactly happening. You can drive around the block and probably find a spot but it’s a bit sketchy though you’ll probably be okay.
Fridays and Saturdays are happening nights for most strip clubs, unfortunately it didn’t appear that way for Club Bunny Girls when we dropped by on a Friday night. As we walked in at 930pm, there were no customers and two fat and ugly Polynesian looking dancers sitting on a table with the manager/owner. As soon as we saw that we bailed…the three of them begged us to stay but we got the f*ck out of there! At least we didn’t have to pay for cover.
I have no idea why anyone would want to come to this strip club but if you do, you can probably get a really good lap dance. The ghetto dancers seem to be more willing…probably because they have to work harder to earn a paycheck.
Strip Club Details:
Location: 550 California Ave. Wahiawa, HI 96786-1932
Phone: (808) 622-2857
Drink Specials: Call
Parking: Street Parking
Credit Cards: Cash
Cover charge: Free
posted by admin at 10:38 pm
Centerfolds used to be located on Keeaumoku St. but is now located in the backroom of the porn store next to Femme Nu on Kapiolani Blvd. The new club is actually very hard to find…they must have just moved there because the only indication that the strip club actually exisits is the small sign hanging over the entrance to the porn store. Once you enter, go to the back of the store and you’ll see two small tables, a DJ who also serves as bartender (there was no alcohol when we went, only soft drinks), and a room setup that resembles someone’s living room. There are also a few private rooms in the back of the small dinky strip club. We went on a Friday night and there were may 10 other people at the club.
The bottom line is this club is pretty ghetto and the girls are mediocre at best. Having said that, we did check this club out with some of our female friends and we witnessed one of the better shows I’ve seen in a while. The strippers were pretty much groping our female friends, semi making out with them, putting their faces in their crotches and there were a few panty sightings! You’ll always get a better show when you bring your lady friends but I think because this club is on the lower end and not very popular, the girls here are willing to do a bit more and are definitely playful. The bummer about this place besides having no alchohol was how quick the dancers’ shifts were. Our female friends had a dance they were totally digging and while we were bankrolling their fun, the shifts were only two songs.
I don’t recommend this club if you’re looking for a large section of girls, hot girls, dancers’ shifts lasting longer than two songs, and alcohol. It can be fun if you go with female companions, are looking to get away from crowds, and aren’t picky on how hot your dancers are.
Strip Club Details:
Location: Backroom of porn store adjacent to Femme Nu on Kapiolani Blvd.
Phone: n/a
Drink Specials: 7up, Diet Pepsi, Pepsi, Water
Parking: Limited
Credit Cards: Cash
Cover charge: $12
posted by admin at 10:00 pm
Exotic Nights is located in the Ward district of Honolulu directly across from the Sports Authority and Ross. It’s pretty sleazy and ghetto compared to Honolulu’s top strip clubs; Femme Nu, Rockza, and Club 939. And when I say ghetto it’s ghetto for a Honolulu strip club…there are some really ghetto clubs near the airport and in Central Oahu.
The club in itself is pretty small and somewhat dirty feeling and I don’t recall the strippers being anything out of the ordinary. It almost feels like a place where if you unload enough cash you may be able to take one of the strippers home…as a disclaimer, please don’t take my word for it as this is just my opinion of the joint.
Strip Club Details:
Location: 909 Halekauwila Street (Opposite Ward Sports Authority)
Phone: 808-596-8923
Drink Specials: n/a
Parking: Limited
Credit Cards: All major credit cards accepted
posted by admin at 12:56 am
The other top strip club in Honolulu! Club Rock-Za, also known as Rockza by the locals, is situated in the heart of Honolulu and ironically is across the street from the Hawaii Convention Center. Rock-Za attracts somewhat of a large crowd on the weekends but not quite as packed as Femme Nu across the street. You’re more apt to get a bit more of a intimate show at Rock-Za if you find the right girl. Cover is $7 and includes a free drink and you’re best off getting to the club around 9pm if you want to get a booth or select seats. Club Rock-Za features a good mix of dancers including Asian, White, Black, and Local ladies.
Strip Club Details:
Location: 1770 Kapiolani Boulevard (Opposite Hawaii Convention Center)
Phone: 808-949-1134
Drink Specials: 2pm-9pm daily
Parking: Free
Credit Cards: All major credit cards accepted
posted by admin at 2:52 am
Arguably Hawaii’s top and premier gentlemen’s club and strip bar, Femme Nu is known by most locals to have the best looking girls and largest number working on a given night. This club is also one of the cleanest bars on Oahu and is located in the heart of Honolulu oddly enough next to the Hawaii Convention Center and across from 24 Hour Fitness on Kapiolani Boulevard. You can also find one of Honolulu’s other top strip clubs, Rockza, across the street.
Femme Nu offers the best selection of girls ranging from exotic Asians to beautiful Hawaiian girls and everything in between. The club caters to special events, bachelor parties, and even corporate functions! (I’d sure love to work at a company with “corporate functions” at a strip club!) As with most strip clubs, the weekends are packed as hot dancers perform on the club’s four stages. A definite must see club if you’re visiting in Honolulu.
Strip Club Details:
Location: 1673 Kapiolani Blvd Honolulu, HI 96714
Phone: 808-947-3444
Hours: n/a
Parking: Parking lot in front of club on Kapiolani Blvd.
Beer Specials: Happy Hour (2pm to 9pm)
Complimentary Food (3pm to 8pm)
Credit Cards: All major credit cards
posted by admin at 3:49 am
Club 939 located in the heart of Honolulu claims to be Hawaii’s hottest gentlemen’s club with Hawaii’s finest live nude entertainment. This club recently opened after taking over from the clubs previous owners which I believe was Centerfolds. This strip club is located on the corner of King Street and Keeaumoku Street (Keeaumoku Street is known here on Oahu as an inside joke because of the large number of Korean owned strip clubs and bars). This particular club has changed owners and club names a number of times over the past few years.
Strip Club Details:
Location: 939 Keeaumoku Street – Honolulu Hawaii 96814
Phone: 808-952-9300
Hours: 2pm to 2am Monday thru Saturday
7pm to 2am Sunday
Parking: FREE – Maui Divers Lot on Corner of Liona & Keeaumoku Tanabes Lot on Keeaumoku
Beer Specials: Domestic Beer $2.00 (2pm to 7pm Everyday)
Domestic Beer $3.00 (7pm to 2am Mon. thru Thurs)
Experience:
I recently went to Club 939 for the first time for a bachelor party. The first thing I noticed when I got there was the extremely high ceiling and stripper poles. Another thing I noticed was how clean the establishment was…definitely not as dirty as Femme Nu or Rockza. We got a table reserved for $300 which included a bottle of Grey Goose vodka and was enough to provide shots for 15 of us (let the party begin!).
The girls at Club 939 were all very attractive and there were a number of really cute Asian girls. The 20 foot ceiling poles definitely provide a lot of entertainment as some of the girls will climb all the way to the top and hang precariously completely butt naked. One of them stopped half way barely hanging on with only her legs and then she gave us a scare when she let go, free fell and stopped inches from the floor coming somewhat close to pile driving her head! It was all in the show and definitely worth our dollars.
I believe the VIP rooms are upstairs but we didn’t have enough time to check that part of the club out…go figure, we only had 2.5 hours to spend at the club for a bachelor party (don’t blame me, I didn’t plan it). I’d say for the most part the girls here aren’t quite as playful as some of the girls at Rockza but the facility (mainland style look and feel) and quality of girls is impressive. I did hear a rumor from someone that things got pretty wild in the VIP room on another occassion and there were stories of a lesbian show. I’d assume if you have money to spend you’ll get what you pay for on the 2nd floor. Overall, this club is one of the top strip clubs in Hawaii and if you’re visiting or have never been to Club 939 you’ll definitely want to check it out at least once.
posted by admin at 1:58 am