Wow, talk about sleazy…Hawaii by Night located in the heart of Waikiki is your place if you want to feel like a dirty old man! First off, parking is absolutely horrible in Waikiki though you have a few options:
1) Find street parking along Ala Wai Blvd. or side streets between Ala Wai Blvd. and Kuhio Ave. It can be really hard to find street parking on the weekend so if you rather not waste an hour or two looking for parking, you should just pay.
2) Park in the Waikiki Trade Center…I believe parking is a flat rate of $10-12 after 7pm.
3) Park in one of the municipal lots a few blocks west of the Waikiki Trade Center…the lot we parked at only takes quarters…bring at least $3-4 in change depending on how long you want to park there.
It’s pretty easy to find Hawaii by Night…just walk along Kuhio Ave. and one of the dancers will yell at you attempting to get you upstairs. The area in front of the cash register is beautifully lined with XXX Asian pornos and there are a few wack off booths directly off to the side…I have no idea why anyone would want to watch porn in a booth but obviously people do or else the booths wouldn’t be there.
Upstairs, you’ll find about 10-12 girls waiting to dance for you. The room is dark, small, smelly, hot (though there are two large & noisy industrial fans doing their best to keep it cool), and chairs with stains. There’s usually one girl dancing for dollars, the rest of them do personal lap dances and the best part is you can get a lap dance in a small booth with two chairs…that’s right, you get a lap dance next to some stranger (I guess it’s a way to consolidate space).
The girls here are actually quite hot though they appear to be under 18. Lap dances cost about $35 with their bottom on and $50 with their bottom off…again, why would you want a bottomless dancer straddling you unless you want stains on your pants.
I have a good feeling that you can probably get away with more here than most other clubs in town and by more I mean a bit of fondling, touching, etc. Perhaps if you lay down enough money you can get even more but don’t take my word for it. At least you can get lap dances like all the other dirty old men there and question your moral judgment.
Strip Club Details:
Location: 2270 Kuhio Ave (2nd floor) Honolulu, HI 96815
Phone: (808) 926-4866
Drink Specials: No Alcohol Served
Parking: No Parking
Credit Cards: Cash only
Cover charge: $10